he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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