if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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