What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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