I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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