But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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