in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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