i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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