So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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