Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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