Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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