It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Randomize
