i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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