i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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