i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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