I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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