I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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