East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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