I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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