Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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