she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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