I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Randomize