We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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