I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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