i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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