Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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