Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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