I need help removing her.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Are my feet made of real feet?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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