I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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