I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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