somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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