Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize