Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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