I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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