There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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