She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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