She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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