the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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