is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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