Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
what is it with giant penises always finding me
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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