yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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