when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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