She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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