Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
