Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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