3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
