I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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