Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
NoShamevember. You game?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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