I bet he comes in French.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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