you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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