i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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