We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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