im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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