Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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