I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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