I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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