in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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