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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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