i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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