he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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